Dithyramb

Well, it used to be a blog to keep pretty much nobody updated on my efforts to write a novel.
Now it's a blog dedicated to things I love, things I hate, funny things, sad things, and a lot of Mark Lamarr, who is, in fact, my patron saint. St. Mark of the Immaculate Record Collection.
Feel free to browse around. Be sure to check out my Archive, leave me a message to beg me to stop posting NMTB screencaps, and keep reblogging anything to do with Pansexual Pride. Make sure you don't trip on the occasional bit of slash.
Love And Hugs And Puppies!
M.Z.

Posts tagged amusing

May 25

I know, right? Like, the other day, this girl invited me to gay lunch, and I’m like, ‘DUDE BACK OFF SOOOOO NAWT GAY,’ and she’s all, ‘DUDE IT’S JUST LUNCH IN A RESTAURANT WHERE SOMETIMES GAY PEOPLE EAT LUNCH TOO TOTES NAWT GAY LUNCH JUST LUNCH BECAUSE LUNCH IS LUNCH NO MATTER WHO IS EATING IT,’ and I’m all like, ‘DUDE SRSLY? WOW THAT’S SO OBVIOUS I CAN’T BELIEVE I NEVER REALIZED IT,’ and she’s like, ‘YEAH,’ and then we drove off into the sunset and never spoke of it again.

(via mikemussinastractors)

May 24

Whack-A-Mjolnir

May 6

They eventually came to a large room, which was obviously the throne room.

AW: Pfft! Well, obviously! Look at all the description of the room.
Legolas: (author) It was big and it had a big chair in it. A guy was sitting on it. He was wearing a big hat. It was shiny.

May 4

Gus: Fact: every one of those guys that unearthed Tut's tomb -- cursed. They're all dead now.
Shawn: Of course they are. That was over eighty years ago.

May 3

“I’m just going to the writer’s room, where it’s emotionally damaging, but physically safe.” Lance Rothstein (Saul Rubinek); Psych - s2e13, ‘Lights, Camera…Homicidio’

May 2

Apr 22

Alan Davies: You know when you find a bee, and it's crawling on its last legs.
Rob Brydon: I always rescue them.
Alan Davies: You give it honey. It's the only thing they eat, makes sense when you think about it.
Alan Davies: No point in just talking to it. Give it honey!
David Mitchell: They're very much a one-recipe species, aren't they?
Dara Ó Briain: I'm intrigued, because I would, um, I generally give it a sole of my shoe. You know, not to be harsh, but…
Alan Davies: You step on a struggling, crawling bee? Trying to get back to the hive?
Dara Ó Briain: What? As opposed to rehabilitate it?
Alan Davies: I like honey! I have it on my porridge! You murderer!
David Mitchell: But isn't it true, though, that a bee, in its entire lifetime, makes absolutely tiny amount of honey overall? So you don't have to give much rehabilitating honey to this one bee before the nation, the world, is making a net loss! I mean, it's useless. If you only get one teaspoon of honey from a whole bee's lifetime, and every time you have to get it back on its feet it takes a teaspoon and a half, suddenly there's no honey at all! You're insulting it apart from anything else! It's like showing a very tired mason a whole cathedral!

Apr 17

“Put your sad little muffin back in its drawer.” Joanna; Friends s04e09, ‘The One Where They’re Going To Party’

Apr 10

Cordelia: I swear, one of these times, you're going to wake up in a coma.
Giles: Wake up in a-- oh, never mind. We need to save Buffy from Hansel and Gretel.
Cordelia: Now, let's be clear - the brain damage happened before I hit you.

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